Hellos peoples of Metropolitan Warshington. We iz playin your country in the next few days. Saturn day Julius 7 to be exact.

President George (piktured left) and his horse will be there. We will be there. Our inztruements will be there. Will you be there? Don't lie like a fat dog. Parteee likes a moist cat.

Oh...Where iz there. Well, itza party and mebbe yous weren't invitationalized. You's can akse us by contacting us with a clickety clack.

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We're also very proud to announce that our record is, for all intensive purposes, done. We need to get it mastered and then "release" it to the general public. The 95% settled upon album title is Sidewalks Melt. The tracklist is still subject to change, so we ain't posting that yet.

We think it's the monkey's blisters and hope you do too. We do have some samples of it up on our myspace page. If I get around to it, some of them tunes will change.

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Sees you alls in Warshington, Dark Country.